Booming Banter

Precious Peeps it’s the PERFECT one here to help you over the humpty with a tale so extraordinary that some of you may faint.

So please be seated!!

Last evening as is her want Granny went to the kitchen around eight to get herself a bowl of chocolate ice cream. She spoke with KONG and he was happily swimming round in circles.

Some minutes later my Dad took me and the stinking Gizz out to pee and returned for a snack himself before he and me retired to our chambers to watch footie.

We as usual went to speak with KONG but he had vanished.

“Where’s KONG” he yelled to Granny. She immediately dropped everything and ran to the kitchen swiftly followed by Grandpa.

Panic ensued. We saw water on the island and on the floor by the fridge. KONG had made an escape.

It was like something from a Dr Seuss but it was real.

We searched the floor, we pulled out the fridge my Dad even opened the dishwasher but no KONG.

We were all becoming desperate. Minutes had now passed and then good old Grandpa found him. He’d landed on a bar stool. Granny quickly picked him up and tossed him back in his bowl and he took off swimming like a champion.

Granny checked on KONG a few times throughout the night while Dad was away at work and he’s doing fine.

Now I know that some of you may have doubts about the validity of this but you must trust me it is the truth.

I knew it from the day he first whispered sweet nothings in my ear that this is one fine fish.

Who’d have believed it if they hadn’t seen it for themselves but as Jesus said “Blessed are they who believe and have not seen”.

There beat that for a tale and be like me expect miracles and they’ll keep happening.

Have a very happy humpty and I will report on Friday with THE FISH!!

In the meantime spread the love!

Blessing#2658-Survivor

Three days in a row! The secretary just woke up!! Accept my apologies for the tardiness of my text.

Yesterday we read one of Rev Kings sermons. Sometime we forget he was a preacher as well as a great orator and leader.

It was all about the command of Jesus to Love Your Enemy. Read it if you have time.

One of the suggestions was that you find one good thing about the person in question so I have applied the process to Jaws.

What possibly could be positive about a Precocious Pitty who disturbs my piece and place in this kennel.

I had to think long and hard and then it hit me. She is a GREAT eater. She needs nothing more than kibble.

When I dug deeper into this virtue I saw benefit even for myself. I get much more of the tidbits because she doesn’t need them to be enticed to nosh.

Thinking further it also occurred to me that thanks to her appetite the kibble I am forced to eat is fresher than it would be if I lived alone.

I will now make my way to her chamber and thank her.

Let’s see if this helps but I do feel just a tiny bit different about her.

Try the tactic today and tell me what you think.

Blessing#2657-Find The Good

My secretary may be fired soon. Late two days in a row!

Hope this is not becoming a habit or I may have to reinforce my already super strong bladder.

Long sleeps lead to no naps snd could become a vicious circle that is unsuitable for my nature!

I’ll forgive her today as it’s a holiday when we celebrate the late great Martin Luther King Jr.

Let’s put it like this, this old gal has had more than a dream!

Blessing#2656-Moving Right On

Did you think I’d forgotten you? Well I’m late because my secretary just woke up.

I don’t remember the last time we rose so late.

It’s OK with me especially since church doesn’t start here till 10:30 so no need for panic.

Well rested people are generally sweet so I’d encourage all world leader right now to get some extra kipp.

There is no excuse for starting world wars just because you’ve drink too much Diet Coke and can’t sleep.

There you go all problems solved before 8:00 am even when I just started typing at 7:53.

Ow I must run and nuke the niece! Just kidding I’ll kiss her quick.

Blessing#2655-Resting in Peace

I must speak to you in haste as the alarm did not go off and Ma has to be at the prison gate by 7:45 for a full day RETREAT

Oh I that seems far off but she must first caffeinate and eat and wash and get us out and dress and drive thirty plus minutes.

So have a good one!

While she’s away I intend to veg with Dad or nuke the niece.

Adios

Blessing#2654-Swifty

I must speak to you in haste as the alarm did not go off and Ma has to be at the prison gate by 7:45 for a full day RETREAT

Oh I that seems far off but she must first caffeinate and eat and wash and get us out and dress and drive thirty plus minutes.

So have a good one!

While she’s away I intend to veg with Dad or nuke the niece.

Adios

Blessing#2654-Swifty

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to whistle you into a wonderful weekend.

I’m feeling so fit and fab as I’ve been having regular gallops round my new coral.

It’s so much more fun than just trotting with ancient Granny although I still have to do that to make sure all the delightful Dudes in the new neighborhood have got wind of me.

The stinking Gizz thinks he owns the new kennel so I have had to put him in his place a few times. He tries to savage me if I go after the ball when we play fetch so I nuked him on the nose so he plays fair.

He may be scared for life which serves him right.

He is a hateful beast I’m so glad Kong and I have bonded so well. It’s good to have someone to chitty chat with when Dad is at work.

By the way I was wondering if you’d like to hear from Kong each Friday since that’s traditionally a day for fish.

Fear not we won’t be frying him just listening to his views from the bowl.

Let me know and I’ll have a word with him.

In the meantime enjoy your romps around like me they’re so good for keeping the waistline winsome.

Just try not to knock over any old Granny’s as you go.

Love as always your PERFECT Pitty Person.

Blessing#2653-Spirited Sprints

How’s your sleep been going? Ours has been great!!

In addition to the fact we no longer need to arrange furniture in our mind in the middle of the night we find our new chamber to be Goldilocks.

It is cool! Not cold!!

It is cosy!Not cavernous!!

It is dark! Not gloomy!

It’s quiet! Not silent!!

Add to this our very very very heavy crocheted throw that Ma thrifted many moons ago is now serving as a weighted blanket and we sleep like logs!

Sometimes it’s so cosy we want to turn over and sleep some more but then we have to banter.

Blessing#2652-Ideal Conditions

Precious Peeps it’s me the PERFECT one here to heave you happily over the humpty.

I am feeling excessively proud that the King has recognized my beauty and depth of soul. He is a good judge of character and has formidable insight into the workings of this household.

I’m definitely a fan of this fish!

It never occurred to be before that cold blooded critters might be so warm hearted. It’s wonderful to be appreciated at last.

I know Dad loves me and Granny generally is gracious but that Grandpa and Coyote always have nasty things to say about me.

Now that I have Kong on my side I’m feeling even more self confident.

Be like me find friends who appreciate you for all your fine attributes.

I know none of you are PERFECT like me but fish don’t find flaws.

Adopt today and instantly elevate your self esteem!

Love y’all and we’ll talk Friday!

Blessing#2651-Magic Marine

Yesterday was class. I got to ride in the car for FOUR hours.

There was a recall on the Bro’s vehicle so he had to get it checked at a dealership and the nearest was Columbus.

We had to be there by nine so we had to leave here at eight.

We thought it would be swift but they said it could take up to closing time at six if a fix was needed.

So rather than hanging around we decided to head home via the Chinese grocery where we stocked up on dumplings.

Ma had no sooner had lunch of about two kilos of bok choi than the dealership called the Bro to say his car was fine.

So back we all piled into ARETHA for the trip back.

When we recovered the Bros car he said he’d take Jaws with him so Ma and I went home alone.

It was sweet if a tad repetitive and brought a whole new meaning to been there done that!

Blessing#2650-Paths Well Travelled